Scary words women use...

Fine -- This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes -- If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing -- This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead -- This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh -- This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

That's Okay -- This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks -- A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome. that will bring on a 'whatever').

Whatever -- Is a woman's way of saying Phooey on YOU! (Or something close to that)

Yipppeeee - It's Friday!

Do you ever have weeks that are just plum exausting? I am wiped out and really need to rest my poor little brain. As a Chamber of Commerce worker, we have had many BIG events back to back in January and now February. I know, I work hard - but I feel overwhelmed at times. So the thing I am most happy about is the weekend is here and having some downtime to rest.

Yipppppp-eeee it's Friday!